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the unidentified

life

life is uncertain, eat puddings first – chris evans
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March 2014

papoose

driving at 20,000 feet in blistering heat with snow all around you is a bizarre, unreal experience – that’s because it didn’t happen – we... Read More
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March 2014

origami

don’t do origami with 8 year old kids – how would you fold them… – confucius evans
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March 2014

money

i have enough money to last me for the rest of my life……….as long as i die at 1 o’clock in the morning – the... Read More
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March 2014

exits

exits are on the way out – vonovitch
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March 2014

synchronised

if one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too – anon
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March 2014

love

you cannot make someone love you. all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic, and then give in. – strange cosmos
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March 2014

cigarettes

it is now proven beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics – vonovitch
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March 2014

elevenses

for elevenses see www.biscuit.org.uk zsa zsa gabourbon-biscuit
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March 2014

knowledge

todays knowledge is tomorrows myth stephen fry
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March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon