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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time :- steven wright

January 2024

there’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. :- steven wright

December 2023

what’s another word for thesaurus? :- steven wright

December 2023

i am having an mri scan next week to see if i suffer from claustrophobia :- steven wright

May 2018

how do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? – steven wright

September 2017

a pig always sleeps on its right side – steve wright

March 2014

i intend to live forever – so far, so good – steven wright

March 2014

if you were driving a vehicle at the speed of light and you put your lights on, would anything happen – steven wright

March 2014

i’d kill for a nobel peace prize – steven wright

March 2014

eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines steven wright

March 2014

Crushed // Melon

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