Category

vonovitch

ladders

will the person who stole the ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken :- vonovitch
17
January 2022

teeth

life is short. smile while you still have teeth – vonovitch
20
May 2015

holiday

we didn’t know, when we booked our holiday in Greece that it was to stay in the local hospital. we only found out when our... Read More
14
October 2014

watching

we called in to watch a man watch the climbers watch their step on el capitan. he had climbed it himself five times but judging... Read More
18
March 2014

procrastinate

procrastinate now, don’t put it off – vonovitch
18
March 2014

telekinesis

all those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand – vonovitch
18
March 2014

papoose

driving at 20,000 feet in blistering heat with snow all around you is a bizarre, unreal experience – that’s because it didn’t happen – we... Read More
18
March 2014

exits

exits are on the way out – vonovitch
18
March 2014

titanic

never mind the titanic – is there any news of the iceberg – vonovitch
18
March 2014

vomit

you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished – vonovitch
18
March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon