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the unidentified

007

strangely enough the products bacon, eggs, bread and milk – when played on the receipt print head of the self serve till in tescos express this... Read More
14
July 2014

bats

The hallway always felt an uncomfortable place, even on the brightest of summer days, but the evenings were worse. It was on the night that... Read More
18
March 2014

tombstone

I always thought I’d like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I’d like it to say ‘figment’ –... Read More
18
March 2014

weird

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me – Hunter S Thompson
18
March 2014

idea

what is it with modern technology and the letter i…what is going on. iplayer…ipod…iphone…they’re everywhere. children will grow up thinking that an idea is some... Read More
18
March 2014

vegetarian

i’m a postmodern vegetarian. i eat meat ironically – bill bailey
18
March 2014

immortality

i don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. i want to achieve it by not dying – woody allen
18
March 2014

vinegar

i went to the local supermarket and said “i want to make a complaint, this vinegar’s got lumps in it”, he said “those are pickled... Read More
18
March 2014

theory

there is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly... Read More
18
March 2014

rush hour

why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves – robin williams
18
March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon