By

the unidentified

lard

my grandad was once ill with a winter chill, so my mum rubbed lard into his back. he went down hill very fast after that
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March 2014

fish

do fish get thirsty ? – simon mayo
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March 2014

pig

a pig always sleeps on its right side – steve wright
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March 2014

present

there’s no present. there’s only the immediate future and the recent past – george carlin
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March 2014

watching

we called in to watch a man watch the climbers watch their step on el capitan. he had climbed it himself five times but judging... Read More
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March 2014

tattoo

when i was a teenager i wanted a tattoo and my parents said i could only do it if i had it in a place... Read More
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March 2014

procrastinate

procrastinate now, don’t put it off – vonovitch
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March 2014

illusion

economic growth has enriched the few, impoverished the many and endangered the planet – richard douthwaite
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March 2014

etc

avoid ampersands & abbreviations, etc. – mitchell symons
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March 2014

telekinesis

all those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand – vonovitch
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March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon