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dishes

everybody wants to save the earth. no-one wants to help mom do the dishes :- p j o’rourke
07
October 2024

drink

i drink to make other people more interesting :- ernest hemingway
07
October 2024

kayak

i remember going on a canoe trip with a friend once….he got a bit cold so against advice lit a small fire on the boat... Read More
06
May 2024

horse

you can lead a horse to water but you can’t climb a ladder with a rabbit in each hand :- bob mortimer
31
March 2024

weird

I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn’t weird at all and it... Read More
09
December 2023

light

light thinks it travels faster than anything. but it is wrong. no matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there... Read More
08
April 2023

people who say

people who say ‘lets do this’ – please don’t do that :- alan bennett
13
August 2020

crystal maze

recreate a challenge on the crystal maze by going to the all night garage and ask the member of staff to go and retrieve various... Read More
11
March 2019

kidnap

the more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap……..stay safe, eat cake   :- anonymous
27
January 2019

social media

social media companies influence how people think and behave without them even being aware of it. this has far-reaching adverse consequences on the functioning of... Read More
28
January 2018
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon