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the unidentified

the pope

the pope should arrive everywhere by hang glider – sean locke
18
March 2014

drink

it takes only one drink to get me drunk. the trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. – george burns
18
March 2014

information

the information contained in this site is presented as accurate to the best of my knowledge – which is not all encompassing! sadly, though I... Read More
18
March 2014

teeth

carpe dentum – seize the teeth – robin williams
18
March 2014

slpeling

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. aoccdrnig to rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,... Read More
18
March 2014

live forever

i intend to live forever – so far, so good – steven wright
18
March 2014

philosophy

today i will be answering questions on philosophy, in so far as whether a question can actually truly be said to be answered, but then... Read More
18
March 2014

arc lamp

the inspiring young film director, michael winner, died yesterday while in his fifth year of being twenty-nine years old. he was killed on his film... Read More
18
March 2014

cheese sandwich

when he was alive my grandfather took a cheese sandwich to work every day of his working life… no other fillings…just cheese… every day cheese... Read More
18
March 2014

sunscreen

if I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. the long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by... Read More
18
March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon