anon

my wife and i decided we don’t want children. it was a difficult decision, but we’re telling them tonight.   :- anon

reality is a state brought on by the lack of alcohol :- anon

i have never seen subliminal advertising – anon

my grandad was once ill with a winter chill, so my mum rubbed lard into his back. he went down hill very fast after that

if one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too – anon

0.3% of all accidents in canada involve a moose – anon

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. aoccdrnig to rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,... Read More

give peas a chance – campaign for vegetable disarmament