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reality is a state brought on by the lack of alcohol :- anon

i have never seen subliminal advertising – anon

my grandad was once ill with a winter chill, so my mum rubbed lard into his back. he went down hill very fast after that

if one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too – anon

0.3% of all accidents in canada involve a moose – anon

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. aoccdrnig to rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,... Read More

give peas a chance – campaign for vegetable disarmament

reality is the best special effect of all time

when i die, i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. –... Read More