By

the unidentified

insane

our society is run by insane people for insane objectives – I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends – if anyone can... Read More
23
November 2025

bunkbed

had the worst day ever. i paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he’s done a bunk. it’s just one thing on... Read More
23
November 2025

violin

“its very hard to live in a studio apartment in san jose with a man who’s learning to play the violin” thats what she told... Read More
31
May 2025

flying

the knack of flying lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss :- douglas adams
18
May 2025

sad

chemically happy is the new sad   :- unbending trees
18
May 2025

stroganoff

apparently you can’t use ‘beef stew’ as a password. its not stroganoff   :- anon
08
April 2025

children

my wife and i decided we don’t want children. it was a difficult decision, but we’re telling them tonight.   :- anon
20
March 2025

dishes

everybody wants to save the earth. no-one wants to help mom do the dishes :- p j o’rourke
07
October 2024

drink

i drink to make other people more interesting :- ernest hemingway
07
October 2024

kayak

i remember going on a canoe trip with a friend once….he got a bit cold so against advice lit a small fire on the boat... Read More
06
May 2024
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Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon