By

the unidentified

voices

do i hear voices in my head, i hear you ask – milton jones
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March 2014

living

you sacrifice your health in order to make money, then you sacrifice your money to recuperate your health, you are so anxious about the future... Read More
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March 2014

bee keepers

if they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious – milton jones
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March 2014

titanic

never mind the titanic – is there any news of the iceberg – vonovitch
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March 2014

vomit

you can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished – vonovitch
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March 2014

handsome

hey – you want to feel really handsome?  go shopping at asda brendon burn
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March 2014

moose

0.3% of all accidents in canada involve a moose – anon
18
March 2014

san francisco

there really is something quite different about the san fransiscan man and woman. they seem to have an aspect to them which is not apparent... Read More
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March 2014

morning

hello and how did you find yourself this morning……..well i just rolled back the covers and there i was – vivian stanshall
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March 2014

hen night

i went on a hen night once – ate 20 of the blighters – bazil brush
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March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon