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schizophrenic

roses are red, violets are blue, i’m schizophrenic and so am I – oscar levant
16
November 2016

dwarf knight

once upon a time there was a dwarf knight who only had fifty words to live in and they were so fleeting that he only... Read More
05
September 2016

kamikaze

why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? – al mcguire
13
May 2016

giraffe

a bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes – sean locke
05
May 2016

pesto

today there’s something cloying about people’s compulsive need to be in touch all the time. In the 1960s, husbands and wives set out for their... Read More
06
April 2016

temptation

lead us not into temptation. just tell us where it is; we’ll find it – sam levenson
17
November 2015

beard

It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still – bill bailey
21
October 2015

change

change is inevitable – except from a vending machine – robert gallagher
14
July 2015

teeth

life is short. smile while you still have teeth – vonovitch
20
May 2015

holiday

we didn’t know, when we booked our holiday in Greece that it was to stay in the local hospital. we only found out when our... Read More
14
October 2014
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