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the unidentified

horse

you can lead a horse to water but you can’t climb a ladder with a rabbit in each hand :- bob mortimer
31
March 2024

reality

reality is a state brought on by the lack of alcohol :- anon
31
January 2024

coffee

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in timeĀ  :- steven wright
31
January 2024

fishing

there’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. :- steven wright
09
December 2023

thesaurus

what’s another word for thesaurus? :- steven wright
09
December 2023

weird

I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn’t weird at all and it... Read More
09
December 2023

light

light thinks it travels faster than anything. but it is wrong. no matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there... Read More
08
April 2023

spicy food

when you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. when i was in india last summer, i was listening to a... Read More
01
April 2023

ladders

will the person who stole the ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken :- vonovitch
17
January 2022

people who say

people who say ‘lets do this’ – please don’t do that :- alan bennett
13
August 2020
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon