the unidentified

only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i’m not sure about the former – albert einstein

it’s illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you’re sitting on a curb in st. louis – st louis authority

the shadow of a telegraph pole inched between the gardens of two houses across the street, over the course of several hours, from lunchtime into... Read More

an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. you should never see an ‘escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘escalator temporarily stairs’.... Read More

an ice cream man was found in a critical state yesterday with his head covered in hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce and a flake in... Read More

first the doctor told me the good news: i was going to have a disease named after me – steve martin

push rice krispies into the tread of your tyres – to acheive that expensive gravel drive look – chris donald