By

the unidentified

sticky

do be carefull with this stuff, because it’s extremely sticky – valerie singleton
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March 2014

thief

i never knew that my uncle was a thief…….he was a lollipop man……all the signs were there – music machine
18
March 2014

cushion factory

i have a friend who works in a cushion factory. she doesn’t earn very much but she’s comfortable – richard osman
18
March 2014

x factor

we gaze at dermot and his x factor envelope. who’s leaving? maria, the recently bereaved office manager from oswestry, or greg, that guy in the... Read More
18
March 2014

costcutter

we are all in costcutter, but some of us are looking at the spa’s – oliver wilde
18
March 2014

nobel peace prize

i’d kill for a nobel peace prize – steven wright
18
March 2014

nostril

your hair looks so natural, particularly the left nostril – barry cryer
18
March 2014

eggs

“i don’t have any eggs,” he said aloud to himself – he was still sitting on the couch. he was very surprised by the revelation.... Read More
18
March 2014

mysterious

people think i am unnecessarily mysterious……but am i – vonovitch
18
March 2014

police dog

if you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a... Read More
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March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon