By

the unidentified

peas

give peas a chance – campaign for vegetable disarmament
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March 2014

special effect

reality is the best special effect of all time
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March 2014

peacefully

when i die, i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. –... Read More
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March 2014

the fruit police

we’d made it across death valley, our wallets had survived las vegas, we’d coped with the heat of the mojave desert but we nearly blew... Read More
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March 2014

zippers

tugging at his zippers, sweat in waterfalls down his leathers, god used to scream into the mike, blood-lightning spurted from the speakers and the sparks... Read More
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March 2014

you can’t win

you can’t win. mary queen of scots invented high heel shoes to make herself look taller they cut her bloody head off – john walton
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March 2014

teeth

the amazing thing about lee mellons teeth is their strange and constantly moving placement in the many and varied dentures those poor teeth briefly get... Read More
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March 2014

finding something

finding something is just losing something else. – richard brautigan
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March 2014

picnic

We used to picnic where the thrift Grew deep and tufted to the edge; We saw the yellow foam flakes drift In trembling sponges on... Read More
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March 2014

Pooh Bear

So in America when the sun goes down and I sit on the old broken-down river pier watching the long, long skies over New Jersey... Read More
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March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon