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the unidentified

weasels

eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines steven wright
18
March 2014

dreams

if your dreams don’t scare you, they are not big enough – amber
18
March 2014

one night stand

i had a really bad one night stand that went really wrong……i’ve been married now for 16 years – vonovitch
18
March 2014

idea

what is it with modern technology and the letter i…what is going on. iplayer…ipod…iphone…they’re everywhere. children will grow up thinking that an idea is some... Read More
13
March 2014

c.i.a.

gravity is a c.i.a. plot to keep us all on earth – bill bailey
13
March 2014

self-help

i went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, where the self-help section was? she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.... Read More
13
March 2014

rigour

yes, i could have been a judge but i never had the latin, never had the latin for the judging. i just never had sufficient... Read More
13
March 2014

cocaine

cocaine isn’t habit-forming. i should know – i’ve been using it for years. – tallulah bankhead
13
March 2014

hokey cokey

what if the hokey cokey is not what its all about – vonovitch
13
March 2014

inside

i rented a pair of sunglasses in san francisco. i’ve never rented them before and i didn’t know i was renting them this time. at... Read More
13
March 2014
Crushed // Melon
  1. Crushed // Melon
  2. Heavy Wait // Melon
  3. Hello Boys // Melon
  4. Why I Hate the Sixties // Melon
  5. The Last Dream // Melon
  6. Sheila // Melon
  7. Saturday Girl // Melon
  8. Park and Ride // Melon
  9. Now I know // Melon
  10. My Crap Life // Melon