unidentified thoughts

only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i’m not sure about the former – albert einstein

it’s illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you’re sitting on a curb in st. louis – st louis authority

the shadow of a telegraph pole inched between the gardens of two houses across the street, over the course of several hours, from lunchtime into... Read More

an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. you should never see an ‘escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, just ‘escalator temporarily stairs’.... Read More

an ice cream man was found in a critical state yesterday with his head covered in hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce and a flake in... Read More

first the doctor told me the good news: i was going to have a disease named after me – steve martin

push rice krispies into the tread of your tyres – to acheive that expensive gravel drive look – chris donald

tugging at his zippers, sweat in waterfalls down his leathers, god used to scream into the mike, blood-lightning spurted from the speakers and the sparks... Read More

you can’t win. mary queen of scots invented high heel shoes to make herself look taller they cut her bloody head off – john walton