unidentified thoughts

i was standing in the park wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer – and then it hit me – stewart francis

statistics show that people who have most birthdays live the longest – larry lorenzoni

do be carefull with this stuff, because it’s extremely sticky – valerie singleton

i never knew that my uncle was a thief…….he was a lollipop man……all the signs were there – music machine

we are all in costcutter, but some of us are looking at the spa’s – oliver wilde

your hair looks so natural, particularly the left nostril – barry cryer

if your dreams don’t scare you, they are not big enough – amber

what is it with modern technology and the letter i…what is going on. iplayer…ipod…iphone…they’re everywhere. children will grow up thinking that an idea is some... Read More

yes, i could have been a judge but i never had the latin, never had the latin for the judging. i just never had sufficient... Read More

cocaine isn’t habit-forming. i should know – i’ve been using it for years. – tallulah bankhead