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dishes

everybody wants to save the earth. no-one wants to help mom do the dishes :- p j o’rourke

October 2024

drink

i drink to make other people more interesting :- ernest hemingway

October 2024

kayak

i remember going on a canoe trip with a friend once….he got a bit cold so against advice lit a small fire on the boat... Read More

May 2024

horse

you can lead a horse to water but you can’t climb a ladder with a rabbit in each hand :- bob mortimer

March 2024

reality

reality is a state brought on by the lack of alcohol :- anon

January 2024

coffee

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time :- steven wright

January 2024

fishing

there’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. :- steven wright

December 2023

thesaurus

what’s another word for thesaurus? :- steven wright

December 2023

weird

I used to think that anyone doing anything weird was weird. I suddenly realized that anyone doing anything weird wasn’t weird at all and it... Read More

December 2023

light

light thinks it travels faster than anything. but it is wrong. no matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there... Read More

April 2023